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Mixed Nuts

Projects

Things I build to learn — open-source tools, plus the satirical diary machine that runs three billionaires at once.

Open Source

tokf

Declarative TOML pipelines that compress CLI output before it reaches an LLM — 60–90% fewer tokens.

Rust ★ 186
rable

A from-scratch Rust bash parser, 99.9% accurate on Parable's suite — the parsing backend in tokf.

Rust ★ 5
upsert

A Spring Data JPA extension adding native upsert operations for PostgreSQL and MySQL.

Kotlin ★ 7
pushpin-missing-toolbox

A management layer for scaling Pushpin realtime infrastructure — load balancing, discovery, security.

Kotlin ★ 2
cargo-dupes

Finds structurally identical Rust functions by normalizing ASTs and fingerprinting the skeleton.

Rust ★ 5
boarder

A clipboard-buffer MCP server so coding agents can move code with surgical precision, not regeneration.

Rust ★ 0

Satirical Billionaire Diaries

AI-generated diaries for tech billionaires reimagined as aliens. I review the output, run the accounts, and write about the process here.

Elon reimagined as a Martian General
Elon
Martian General · stfuelon.com →

War diaries from the campaign to retake the home planet.

Bezos reimagined as a Energy Vampire
Bezos
Energy Vampire · stfujeff.com →

Memos on optimising the energy-extraction apparatus.

Zuck reimagined as a Reptilian Overlord
Zuck
Reptilian Overlord · stfumark.com →

Field notes from the hatcheries below Menlo Park.